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Chelsea Handler
Jack Benny
: A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
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Hey, if you guys are all here, who's working at Best Buy
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Chelsea Handler :
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around
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Alan Keyes :
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The idea of a terrorist attack that assaults innocent human beings in a building or a mall or a restaurant is bad enough. Yet the terrorist mind that looks at a passenger plane and sees the fuel and the intensity of the blast, and sees the rocket engines that will carry it into the heart of destruction like a cruise missile, but who does not see the humanity of one single soul on that airplane, is the chilling truth of what we're up against.
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Steven Seagal :
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It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. [Explaining why the hero's woman must get shot]
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Ingrid Bergman :
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No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight of the soul.
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David Icke :
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How is it right that while this fierce suppression goes on, free copies of the Spielberg film, Schindler's List, are given to schools to indoctrinate children with the unchallenged version of events. And why do we, who say we oppose tyranny and demand freedom of speech, allow people to go to prison and be vilified, and magazines to be closed down on the spot, for suggesting another version of history.
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Nice guys finish last.
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It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts.
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Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second.
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Malcolm S Forbes :
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Contrary to the cliché, genuinely nice guys most often finish first or very near it.
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Emmitt Smith :
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We've got a lot of young guys. A lot of good, young guys. But young guys can go out there and learn how to win quickly. I feel good about the guys behind me. I know that if I'm not in there, they'll do just as well as me.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Jack Benny:
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
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“Gags die, humor doesn't”
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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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