Jade Puget :
On New Years resolutions: "I need to get like 34% more hyphy this year, shred 17.4% more often, use 2,000 more notes in each solo, my guitar needs to shoot flames that are at least 10 feet longer than they used to be, aaaand probably 1 more pound of lasers."
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Life and Living
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Love
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Courage
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