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Marty Feldman
: I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]
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Intelligence: I was asked tonight why I refuse to have truck with intellectuals after business hours. But of course I won t. 1. I am not an intellectual. Two minutes talk with Aldous Huxley, William Glock, or any of the New Statesman crowd would expose me utterly. 2. I am too tired after my day's work to man the intellectual palisade. 3. When my work is finished I want to eat, drink, smoke, and relax. 4. I don't know very much, but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it. I know what I think about an actor or an actress, and am not interested in what anybody else thinks. My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
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Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life.
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Logan Pearsall Smith :
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How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
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(About cats being picky eaters) "This is no gourmet; look where he licks. What gourmet licks his own butt? That's what makes you mad! They won't eat the food you've got for 'em, but then he goes over there and licks his butt. They ought to make butt-flavored cat food."
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Count Leo Tolstoy :
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A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.
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Walter Benjamin :
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Taking food alone tends to make one hard and coarse. Those accustomed to it must lead a Spartan life if they are not to go downhill. Hermits have observed, if for only this reason, a frugal diet. For it is only in company that eating is done justice; food must be divided and distributed if it is to be well received.
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How easy would life be if you were less intelligent!
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Arthur C Clarke :
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I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Money can't buy poverty.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
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Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
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I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.
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I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.
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When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's "The pen is mightier than the sword" to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, "Yes, and considerably easier to write with."
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]
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Money can't buy poverty. [3]
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