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Bob Hope
: You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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With trembling hands, I made a tiny breach in the upper left hand corner... widening the hole a little, I inserted the candle and peered in... at first I could see nothing, the hot air escaping from the chamber causing the candle to flicker. Presently, details of the room emerged slowly from the mist, strange animals, statues and gold – everywhere the glint of gold. For the moment – an eternity it must have seemed to the others standing by – I was struck dumb with amazement, and when Lord Carnarvon, unable to stand in suspense any longer, inquired anxiously "Can you see anything?", it was all I could do to get out the words "Yes, wonderful things".
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
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In sports... you play from the time you're eight years old, and then you're done forever.
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The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
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So you wish to conquer in the Olympic games, my friend? And I too, by the Gods, and a fine thing it would be! But first mark the conditions and the consequences, and then set to work. You will have to put yourself under discipline; to eat by rule, to avoid cakes and sweetmeats; to take exercise at the appointed hour whether you like it or no, in cold and heat; to abstain from cold drinks and from wine at your will; in a word, to give yourself over to the trainer as to a physician. Then in the conflict itself you are likely enough to dislocate your wrist or twist your ankle, to swallow a great deal of dust, or to be severely thrashed, and, after all these things, to be defeated.
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"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.
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People in the States used to think that if girls were good at sports their sexuality would be affected. Being feminine meant being a cheerleader, not being an athlete. The image of women is changing now. You don't have to be pretty for people to come and see you play. At the same time, if you're a good athlete, it doesn't mean you're not a woman.
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
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I'm still trying to get my grandmother off her old behind and into the Olympics. Why not? She can dust. (on the sport of curling)
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
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I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
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I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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