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Bob Newhart
: This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
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Bob Newhart quote-This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about...
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Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
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Colley Cibber :
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Prithee don’t screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
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Bruce Barton :
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When a load of bricks, dumped on a corner lot, can arrange themselves into a house; when a handful of springs and screws and wheels, emptied on a desk, can gather themselves into a watch, then and not until then will it seem sensible, to some of us at least, to believe that all these thousands or millions of worlds could have been created, balanced and set to revolving in their separate orbits -- all without any directing intelligence at all.
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Samuel Johnson :
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I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces.
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Perry Miller :
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It is only too clear that man is not at home in this universe, and yet he is not good enough to deserve a better.
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Robert Frost :
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They cannot scare me with their empty spaces between stars -- on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home to scare myself with my own desert places.
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George Carlin :
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And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
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Dolly Parton :
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I patterned myself after this woman that was the town tramp back home. She had blond hair and high heels and red fingernails and lips, and to me she was like what movie stars were to other kids. We'd see her, and I'd say, "Oh, look, she's got plastic goldfish in her heels!" and my mama would say, "She ain't nothin' but trash, nothin' but trash," and I thought, "Ooh, that's what I'm gonna be when I grow up — trash!"
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Bryan Adams :
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Lord take me home
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Charles H Parkhurst :
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Home interprets heaven. Home is heaven for beginners.
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Paul Erdős :
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I have no home, the world is my home.
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do; and for the people who like country music, denigrate means "put down".
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Some people wonder if it isn’t unusual for an accountant to become a comedian. It’s unusual for a good accountant to become a comedian. I was a very poor accountant.
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I think it might go something like this . . .
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