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Jack Benny
: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
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J August Strindberg :
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In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.
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Christopher Marlowe :
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O, thou art fairer than the evening air clad in the beauty of a thousand stars.
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Maharaji (Prem Rawat) :
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But there is a nature which dwells inside also. Just enjoy that also. There are beautiful hills, beautiful sceneries, and beautiful things created for you by God, but there is a scenery, beautiful mountains, beautiful air, beautiful sound, beautiful light inside also created for you.
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Erich Fromm :
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Who will tell whether one happy moment of love, or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies
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Larry Niven :
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Any citizen, with the help of the organ banks, can live as long as it takes his central nervous system to wear out. This can be a very long time if his circulatory system is kept functioning. ... But the citizen, cannot take more out of the organ banks than goes into them. He must do his utmost to see that they are supplied. ... The only feasible method of supplying the organ banks is through execution of criminals. ... A criminal's pirated body can save a dozen lives. There is now no valid argument against capital punishment for any given crime; for all such argument seeks to prove that killing a man does society no good. Hence the citizen, who wants to live as long and as healthily as possible, will vote any crime into a capital crime if the organ banks are short of material. ... Cite Earth's capital punishment for false advertising, income tax evasion, air pollution, having children without a license. The wonder was that it had taken so long to pass these laws.
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Live.....Laugh.....GOLF
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Jim Murray :
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Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.
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All is fair in love and golf.
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
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“Gags die, humor doesn't”
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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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