What is on Kobe's mind? Going to Colorado, around all these white people, and not bringing Johnnie Cochran? Well then they say, "well if hire Jonnie Cochran, your going to look guilty." Ya but I home. I'd rather look guilty on my couch then look innocent in jail! #Men
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