Andrew Dice Clay quotes

" Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took over! She got a bone of her own " # Love # Mothers # Death and Dying

" Little Boy Blue...he needed the money! " # Money # Music # Life and Living

" There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe, She had so many kids her uterus fell out! " # Children # Life and Living # Women

" Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. " # Money # Love # Automobiles

" Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack " # Wine # Mothers # Despair

" Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene " # Common Sense # Theater # Cinema

" Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. " # Food and Eating # Infatuation # Friends and Friendship