Chris Rock quotes

" Men are only as unfaithful as their options. " # Punctuality

" When a woman get pregnant, it's an issue between her and her girlfriends. When a woman get pregnant, her and her girlfriends form an abortion tribunal, and they vote on the child like it was Survivor. Then the first girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Child, you should have that baby, that man got some good hair, it's wavy, it's wavy." Then second girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Girl, why are we even talking about this? Ain't we supposed to go to Cancun next weekend? Get rid of that baby." And that's how life is decided in America. " # Education # Love # America

" Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. " # Books - Reading # Love # Home

" This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in it! " # Work # Cinema # Change

" I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand. " # Understanding

" Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" " # Books - Reading # Education # Money

" Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club. " # Winners and Winning # Love # Army and Navy

" Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people! You know why? Because black people hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people. " # Race and Racism # Love # Hatred

" I hate niggas! I hate em! I'd join the Ku Klux Klan if they'd let me! " # Churches # Books - Reading # Dreams

" A man is basically as faithful as his options. " # Faith # Leaders and Leadership # Failure