David Letterman quotes

" USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population. " # America # Photography # Politicians and Politics

" Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. " # Change # Love # Angels

" New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. " # Cities and City Life # Love # Leaders and Leadership

" Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. " # Television # Life and Living # Purpose

" Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. " # Problems

" Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. " # Love

" Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing. " # Action

" Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests] " # Advice # Risk # Guests

" There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move. " # Crime and Criminals # Cities and City Life # Love

" Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! " # Food and Eating