Don Herold quotes

" Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it. " # Unhappiness

" The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. " # Learning

" Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. " # Work

" There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. " # Intelligence and Intellectuals # Critics and Criticism # Common Sense

" A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. " # Humor

" It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. " # Life and Living

" There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. " # Appearance

" Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. " # Opportunity

" Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. " # Poverty and The Poor

" Why resist temptation? There will always be more. " # Temptation