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Jack Handey
: Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
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Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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If you like business, you have to like GE. If you like ideas, you have to love GE. This is a place where ideas can flow freely from and through more than 20 separate businesses and more than 300,000 employees. Boundaryless behavior allows ideas to come from anywhere. We formalize our freewheeling style in a series of operating meetings that blend into one another.
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Show me the business man or institution not guided by sentiment and service; by the idea that he profits most who serves best and I will show you a man or an outfit that is dead or dying.
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I come to eat with very important people in the world, and I say ‘only kosher’, and always with a skullcap. I don’t recall that my business ever suffered from that.
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Joseph F Smith :
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Would you think it strange if I relate what I have seen in vision in relation to this interesting theme[, the resurrection]? Those who have died in Jesus Christ may expect to enter into all that fruition of joy when they come forth, which they possessed or anticipated here. So plain was the vision, that I actually saw men, before they had ascended from the tomb, as though they were getting up slowly. They took each other by the hand and said to each other, "My father, my son, my mother, my daughter, my brother, my sister." And when the voice calls for the dead to arise, suppose I am laid by the side of my father, what would be the first joy of my heart? To meet my father, my mother, my brother, my sister; and when they are by my side, I embrace them and they me. . . . More painful to me are the thoughts of annihilation than death. If I have no expectation of seeing my father, mother, brothers, sisters and friends again, my heart would burst in a moment, and I should go down to my grave. The expectation of seeing my friends in the morning of the resurrection cheers my soul and makes me bear up against the evils of life. It is like their taking a long journey, and on their return we meet them with increased joy.
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In my room as a kid... I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the floor and come back to win.
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It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song. But the man worth while is the one who can smile, when everything goes dead wrong. For the test of the heart is troubled, And it always comes with the years. And the smiles that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears.
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Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
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Success in life comes not from holding a good hand, but in playing a poor hand well.
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On the whole, age comes more gently to those who have some doorway into an abstract world-art, or philosophy, or learning-regions where the years are scarcely noticed and the young and old can meet in a pale truthful light.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
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When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!
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On the other hand you have different fingers
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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
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Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
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