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The UN is not just a product of do-gooders. It is harshly real. The day will come when men will see the U.N. and what it means clearly. Everything will be all right -- you know when? When people, just people, stop thinking of the United Nations as a weird Picasso abstraction, and see it as a drawing they made themselves.
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Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.
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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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Always had more dogs than bones.
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Every dog must have his day.
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The better I know men... the more I like dogs!
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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