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Henny Youngman
: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
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Henny Youngman :
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
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Who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor with the Lord.
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A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost.
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Elizabeth Gaskell :
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Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.
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Lord Byron :
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Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.
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Kyril Bonfiglioli :
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I don't much care about tea-drinking in the afternoon; in the morning the stuff Jock brings to me in bed is like that Nepenthe which the wife of Thone gave to Jove-born Helena, but in the p.m. it always makes me think of Ganges mud in which crocodiles have been coupling.
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Nicolas Chamfort :
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Sometimes apparent resemblance of character will bring two men together and for a certain time unite them. But their mistake gradually becomes evident, and they are astonished to find themselves not only far apart, but even repelled, in some sort, at all their points of contact.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Walt Whitman :
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The city sleeps and the country sleeps, the living sleep for their time, the dead sleep for their time, the old husband sleeps by his wife and the young husband sleeps by his wife; and these tend inward to me, and I tend outward to them, and such as it is to be of these more or less I am, and of these one and all I weave the song of myself.
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And if tonight my soul may find her peace in sleep, and sink in good oblivion, and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
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If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
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If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
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