Flip Wilson quotes

" If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. " # Caring # Marriage # Love

" You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. " # Risk # Expectation # Machinery

" The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. " # Risk

" Funny is an attitude. " # Attitude

" What you see is what you get. " # Imagination

" Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. " # Humor # Life and Living # Love

" Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. " # Economy and Economics

" Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine. " # Community # Men and Women # Body

" My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? " # Television # Love # Life and Living

" The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a put-down of women. " # Community # Success # Women