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: When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
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Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
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If you know somebody is going to be awfully annoyed by something you write, that's obviously very satisfying, and if they howl with rage or cry, that's honey.
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Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.
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It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing).
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Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat, we say we have had our day.
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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
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Success is almost totally dependent upon drive and persistence. The extra energy required to make another effort or try another approach is the secret of winning.
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I've always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can't do any more than that. I always try to give one hundred percent; and if my team loses, I come back and give one hundred percent the next day.
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“If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down on his shoulders—what would you tell him to do?”
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Francisco D Anconia :
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If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater the effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders -- what would you tell him to do? I don't know. What could he do? What would you tell him? To shrug.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
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When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!
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On the other hand you have different fingers
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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
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Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
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