|
| Name
George Carlin |
| 30 |
| followers |
| Biography |
| George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian. He was also an actor and author, and he won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language,... |
| more..
|
|
|
|
| |
| Followers |
|
- Visit Dr. Mardy's iWise Blog
| Disarmament Week Quotes
Gift it
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=25257&author=Carlin"e=++There%27s+no+present.+There%27s+only+the+immediate+future+and+the+recent+past.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=3581&author=Carlin"e=++May+the+forces+of+evil+become+confused+on+the+way+to+your+house.-&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=61302&author=Carlin"e=Think+of+how+stupid+the+average+person+is%2C+and+realize+half+of+them+are+stupider+than+that.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=61454&author=Carlin"e=Ever+notice+that+anyone+going+slower+than+you+is+an+idiot%2C+but+anyone+going+faster+is+a+maniac%3F&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=56416&author=Carlin"e=Weather+forecast+for+tonight+dark.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=64419&author=Carlin"e=There+are+nights+when+the+wolves+are+silent+and+only+the+moon+howls.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=73900&author=Carlin"e=I+love+and+treasure+individuals+as+I+meet+them%2C+I+loathe+and+despise+the+groups+they+identify+with+and+belong+to.%0A&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=73898&author=Carlin"e=I+put+a+dollar+in+a+change+machine.+Nothing+changed.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=61455&author=Carlin"e=The+IQ+and+the+life+expectancy+of+the+average+American+recently+passed+each+other+going+in+opposite+directions.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=60963&author=Carlin"e=As+a+matter+of+principle%2C+I+never+attend+the+first+annual+anything.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2Fimages_web%2Fauthor_no_icon.png){kind=link}