George Mikes quotes

" Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. " # Sex # Love # Language

" An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. " # Order

" The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. " # Tea # Science and Scientists # Bores and Boredom

" Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles. " # Sex # Love # Language