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Rodney Dangerfield
: I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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Duke of Alba Ferdinand Alvarez De Toledo :
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His face was blue, on his fingers Flecks of green. 'This is my father', I thought.
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Anne Sexton :
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It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
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Anais Nin :
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I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
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The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat -- like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle I it took such months to get.
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Alice Walker :
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It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by this time, I have found several and dearly enjoyed knowing them all.
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Douglas Macarthur :
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By profession I am a soldier and take pride in that fact. But I am prouder -- infinitely prouder -- to be a father. A soldier destroys in order to build; the father only builds, never destroys. The one has the potentiality of death; the other embodies creation and life. And while the hordes of death are mighty, the battalions of life are mightier still. It is my hope that my son, when I am gone, will remember me not from the battle field but in the home repeating with him our simple daily prayer, Our Father Who Art in Heaven.
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Norah Jones :
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You know, when you have a father who's pretty well known but you don't see him, the last thing you want to do is start talking about him all the time to people.
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Denis Diderot :
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If your little savage were left to himself and be allowed to retain all his ignorance, he would in time join the infant’s reasoning to the grown man’s passion, he would strangle his father and sleep with his mother.
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Erica Jong :
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Oh Doris Lessing, my dear -- your Anna is wrong about orgasms. They are no proof of love -- any more than that other Anna's fall under the wheels of that Russian train was a proof of love. It's all female shenanigans, cultural mishegoss, conditioning, brainwashing, male mythologizing. What does a woman want? She wants what she has been told she ought to want. Anna Wulf wants orgasm, Anna Karenina, death. Orgasm is no proof of anything. Orgasm is proof of orgasm. Someday every woman will have orgasms -- like every family has color TV -- and we can all get on with the real business of life.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Rodney Dangerfield:
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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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