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: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
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A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
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Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I said, to their excesses of all sorts) that I have frequently known wives who have buried four husbands, but never met a man in this country who had survived two wives.
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I'd never seen him out front before. It was also the first time I realized that Fred had sex appeal. Fred. Wherever did he get it?
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If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people -- including me -- would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
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Peter Doherty :
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I made this big statement saying, "I've left The Libertines." A couple of people said, "You can't do that! You're such a great band! What are you gonna do about Brixton?" And some people said, "Well, I'd rather be here than Brixton." There's no reason you can't do both. If I was 16 or 17 and Morrissey opened his front door to me and let me go and listen to him and chat to him it would be a joy. Why not? It's possible. I don't really have that much else going on in my life.
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Gilbert K Chesterton :
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It is the one great weakness of journalism as a picture of our modern existence, that it must be a picture made up entirely of exceptions. We announce on flaring posters that a man has fallen off a scaffolding. We do not announce on flaring posters that a man has not fallen off a scaffolding. Yet this latter fact is fundamentally more exciting, as indicating that that moving tower of terror and mystery, a man, is still abroad upon the earth. That the man has not fallen off a scaffolding is really more sensational; and it is also some thousand times more common. But journalism cannot reasonably be expected thus to insist upon the permanent miracles. Busy editors cannot be expected to put on their posters, "Mr. Wilkinson Still Safe," or "Mr. Jones, of Worthing, Not Dead Yet." They cannot announce the happiness of mankind at all. They cannot describe all the forks that are not stolen, or all the marriages that are not judiciously dissolved. Hence the complex picture they give of life is of necessity fallacious; they can only represent what is unusual. However democratic they may be, they are only concerned with the minority.
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I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to scrape myself out of it.
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Gilbert K Chesterton :
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People accuse journalism of being too personal; but to me it has always seemed far too impersonal. It is charged with tearing away the veils from private life; but it seems to me to be always dropping diaphanous but blinding veils between men and men. The Yellow Press is abused for exposing facts which are private; I wish the Yellow Press did anything so valuable. It is exactly the decisive individual touches that it never gives; and a proof of this is that after one has met a man a million times in the newspapers it is always a complete shock and reversal to meet him in real life.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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