Jade Puget Life and Living quotes

" "Yes, hopefully Smith will be somehow involved with Blaqk Audio's touring. And I plan on playing keyboards, singing, and indeed busting some moves. I'm going to do a stage dive while shredding a keyboard solo. " " # Life and Living # Love # Planning

" “And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital.” " # Life and Living # Hospitals # Love

" “Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos & flipping out & totally chopping people's heads off.” " # Life and Living

" “Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet finger tapping solos and then he'll be like, ‘Power chords blah blah blah.’ And I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, ‘Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.’ And that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like ‘Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka.’ All up in his freakin' face.” " # Life and Living # Love # Marriage

" “I can see the problem right away, DON'T SUCK. Cease the sucking immediately. If you decide not to suck, you'll be totally shredding all these major solos and all the chicks will be checking you out and all the guys will be hella jealous of your whammy bar.” " # Life and Living # Love # Jealousy

" On New Years resolutions: "I need to get like 34% more hyphy this year, shred 17.4% more often, use 2,000 more notes in each solo, my guitar needs to shoot flames that are at least 10 feet longer than they used to be, aaaand probably 1 more pound of lasers." " # Life and Living # Love # Courage