Jeff Foxworthy quotes - Page : 7

" If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year". " # Upbringing # Education # Books - Reading

" If the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. " # Family # Change # Love

" If you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale. " # Perseverance

" If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone. " # Colleges and Universities

" If your family tree does not fork. " # Family

" If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. " # Marriage # Law and Lawyers # Time and Time Management

" If you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags". " # Arrogance # Marriage # Law and Lawyers

" Jeff's 'Here's Your Sign' Joke (from Blue Collar Comedy Tour) " # Anger # Comedy and Comedians # Humor

" Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. " # Quotations # Comedy and Comedians # Humor

" If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, then you're either gay, or married. " # Quotations # Marriage # Sex