Jerome K Jerome quotes

" It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. " # Idleness # Work # Enjoyment

" It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. " # Truth # Lies and Lying # Love

" I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart. " # Work # Love # Ideas

" Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without blushing; but this is a mistake. Mere bald fabrication is useless; the veriest tyro can manage that. It is in the circumstantial detail, the embellishing touches of probability, the general air of scrupulous -- almost of pedantic -- veracity, that the experienced angler is seen. " # Fishing # Mistakes # Love

" The weather is like the government, always in the wrong. " # Weather

" It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over. " # Poverty and The Poor # Crime and Criminals # Age and Aging

" If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby it. " # Babies # Hatred # Friends and Friendship

" It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one. " # Fallibility # Failure # Virtue

" I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house. " # Home # Life and Living # Money

" Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer. " # Love # Beauty # Weather