Jerry Seinfeld quotes

" A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. " # Books - Reading

" Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. " # Travel and Tourism # Love # Reason

" There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. " # Family

" The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. " # Economy and Economics # Comedy and Comedians # Dance and Dancing

" I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME! " # Boxing

" Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom. " # Freedom

" What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That’s okay, your breath stinks anyway. See you later. " # Humorous # Love # Death and Dying