John Cleese quotes

" If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. " # Creativity

" I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. " # Alcohol and Alcoholism # Men and Women # Writers and Writing

" He who laughs most, learns best. " # Laughter

" If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? " # God # Food and Eating # Animals

" The English contribution to world cuisine--the chip. " # Culture # Riches # Opportunity

" If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that? " # Life and Living

" A man will give up almost anything except his suffering. " # Suffering

" Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me! " # Movies # Cinema # Writers and Writing

" You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change. " # Change # Love # Life and Living

" When people say 'I'm not a prude, but...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and... " # People