Jon Stewart quotes

" Democracy works. Against us. " # Democracy

" History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy. " # Tragedies

" If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch. " # Tragedies

" Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck. " # Luck # Intelligence and Intellectuals # Cities and City Life

" Semantics is cold comfort when it comes to humanity. " # Mathematics

" I fought the law and the law lost! " # Law and Lawyers

" I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, "When I'm president..." and I just wanted to stop him and say, "Dude." " # America # President # Love

" I'm 145 pounds of asthma. " # Orgasm

" It's like putting Captain Ahab in charge of save the whales. " # Women # Leaders and Leadership # Soul

" What was God thinking in putting all his holy sites in one area? Like two blocks from each other. Is the idea for God ... He just put it in there like, "I just want to see who wants it more." " # Vision # Ideas # God