Lenny Bruce quotes

" When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business. " # Work

" Communism is like one big phone company. " # Communism and Socialism # Communication # Friends and Friendship

" Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. " # God # Freedom # Power

" There are no dirty words, only dirty minds. " # Words

" Life is a four-letter word " # Letters

" In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. " # Justice # Books - Reading # Law and Lawyers

" If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. " # Catholicism

" The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. " # Liberals

" Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage " # Freedom

" The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew! " # Entertainment # Business # Mothers