Lily Tomlin quotes

" Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. " # Language

" Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. " # Success # Worry # Mediocrity

" The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. " # Job # Winners and Winning # Humor

" For fast-acting relief try slowing down. " # Stress # Action # Friends and Friendship

" If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? " # Love

" For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. " # Quotations # Action # Friends and Friendship

" Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. " # Politicians and Politics

" Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. " # Life and Living # Drugs # Reality

" Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. " # Reality

" No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. " # Cynics and Cynicism