Milton Berle quotes

" Laughter is an instant vacation " # Laughter # Vacation # Travel and Tourism

" If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. " # Graduation

" Laughter is an instant vacation. " # Laughter

" A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. " # Committees and Meetings

" You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. " # Congress

" Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. " # Committees and Meetings

" I'm 83, and I feel like a 20-year-old, but unfortunately there's never one around. " # Acting and Actors

" A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, "Are you comfortable?" The man answers, "I make a nice living." " # Change

" A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!" " # Worry

" Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. " # Experience