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Will Ferrell
: You wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the John. So why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz?? Yeeeaaahh!
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Will Ferrell quote-You wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the John. So...
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Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
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Doris Lessing :
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Pearls mean tears.
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Pearls mean tears.
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John Milton :
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Tears such as angels weep.
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This will end in tears.
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Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength.
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Tears are the silent language of grief.
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Abraham Cowley :
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Words that weep and tears that speak.
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Jean Paul :
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In youth one has tears without grief, in old age grief without tears.
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Alfred Austin :
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Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
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Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is just around the corner, and what better gift to give a loved one [pulls out knife] than the Jack Hawk 9000? Available at Wal-Mart!
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I'm not really an exhibitionist. I'm drawn to the outrageous stuff because it's fun, not because it's some deep compulsion. I'm not tortured, anger-stoked, deeply neurotic comic -- just a pretty low-key normal guy. A 'hey, the glass is half-full' kind of a guy. But please keep it quiet, or I may never work again.
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(answers the phone) Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
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Will Ferrell:
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You don't talk to me that way! I am a division manager! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
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What's your favorite planet? ... Mine's the sun! Its like the king of planets!
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Will Ferrell:
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If the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it? ...I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds. And then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
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Will Ferrell:
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Write a number, any number and you win, it could be a one, a two, a three, or how about a four, any number.. And you wrote a v, well my friend, v is a roman numeral so despite your best efforts you managed to win, and lets see what you wagered. "Suck it Trebek"
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You wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the John. So why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz?? Yeeeaaahh!
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Will Ferrell:
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I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!
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Will Ferrell:
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I will chain you to a fence, in a crawl space, if you don't get on that bag!
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