Lewis Grizzard :
Lewis Grizzard’s advice to Atlantans in case of nuclear war: If you live on the south side of Atlanta (read: "Et-lanna"), get on I-75 and go south. If you live of the north side of Atlanta get on I-75 and go north. If you are a Yankee get on 285.
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