Ogden Nash quotes

" People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. " # Wages

" If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. " # Work

" A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. " # Dogs

" A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. " # Family # Children # Animals

" Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave. " # Children # Spirit and Spirituality # Parents and Parenting

" Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. " # Age and Aging # Love # Friends and Friendship

" Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. " # Progress # Revolutions and Revolutionaries # Love

" The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. " # Animals # Writers and Writing # Skepticism

" Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. " # Parents and Parenting # Happiness # Children

" Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. " # Alcohol and Alcoholism # Freedom # Power