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Andrew A Rooney
: The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The average is that which no person quite ever is.
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It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.
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I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man.
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I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
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If your batting average is high enough, the Big League will find you.
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Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
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When you're average, you're just as close to the bottom as you are the top.
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Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
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George Bernard Shaw :
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A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most. On Other Peoples Expectations: The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.
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Tom Robbins :
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There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with a rabid bulldog than challenge a single one o' the varyin' beliefs your average human holds about nutrition.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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