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Woody Allen
: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
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It is no accident that banks resemble temples, preferably Greek, and that the supplicants who come to perform the rites of deposit and withdrawal instinctively lower their voices into the registers of awe. Even the most junior tellers acquire within weeks of their employment the officiousness of hierophants tending an eternal flame. I don't know how they become so quickly inducted into the presiding mysteries, or who instructs them in the finely articulated inflections of contempt for the laity, but somehow they learn to think of themselves as suppliers of the monetarized DNA that is the breath of life.
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We can only learn to know ourselves and do what we can -- namely, surrender our will and fulfill God's will in us.
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This bank-note world.
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What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.
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