Patrick Stump quotes

" Everything was plugged in and should’ve been working, but it gave me a communication error. I got like a cave man and got so mad at it. I was completely fed up. I’m not an engineer, I’m not a computer whiz. I don’t know anything about electronics. All I know is that I want this thing to make noise, I want to write music, and it’s not working. " # Computers # Writers and Writing # Music

" I hate barbeque sauce. Little known fact about me. Can't stand it. [3] " # Food and Eating

" Carpool to save gas. 'Cause I know you're in grade school and driving is like, what you do. [4] " # Education # Love # Books - Reading

" I'm a sweaty little guy. " # Men and Women

" Patrick: Did he just roll out "gotta go save the world"? Peyton: Yeah... Patrick: That's my line. " # Taxes and Taxation # Love # Army and Navy

" I don't mind if someone thinks I'm a sell out. I go to bed happy knowing I do what I do and I'm not doing anything for reasons of money, and if I were trying to pick up chicks, I'm doing a horrible job. And if I wanted to drive awesome cars, I'm doing a really bad job there too. " # Happiness # Love # Money

" Whoever is in charge of my Wikipedia, all right, whoever you are - the major, most egregious thing in there isn't that, you know, apparently I'm bisexual and have like, twenty kids and that I learned everything I know from a sixteen-year-old who probably wrote that in himself, but the most egregious of all the errors is that it says I am a massive David Bowie fan, which is true, but it is a gross omission to leave out my obsession with Prince. Absolutely. So whoever you are, throw that in there. Go for it. You know what? Make me eighty feet tall. And, you know, make me a transsexual. But put in Prince. " # Women # Age and Aging # Music

" Joe Trohman: (referring to Pete and Patrick) You guys should just make lo- You guys should get married. Patrick: We are. " # Marriage

" I'm sure it's gotta be a great job 'cause rock stars are known for their punctuality and politeness, so... " # Punctuality # Love # Politicians and Politics

" What's so funny about it? I don't get it. " # Humor