Peter Sellers quotes

" Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room! " # War

" You only know what happiness is once you`re married. But then it`s too late. " # Quotations # Marriage # Happiness

" No, you see, there is no me. I do not exist ... There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed. " # Individuality

" I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working. " # Inheritance # Love # Thoughts and Thinking

" Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this. " # Experience

" Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat. " # Comedy and Comedians

" We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack? " # Infatuation # World Affairs # War

" Mein Führer! I can walk! " # Leaders and Leadership

" It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded. " # Failure

" Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary. " # Bed # Television # Conversation