Jade Puget :
“You should say, ‘Why are you such a stupid dumb ugly? You said you didn't like him but meanwhile you're a dumb ugly because you totally love him!’ and then she'll be all like, ‘That's pretty big talk for someone who eats poop!’ and then you'll totally be all like, ‘More like doesn't eat poop!’"
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Automobiles
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Love
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Stupidity
Gift it
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