Robert Byrne quotes

" The purpose of life is a life of purpose. " # Purpose

" Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. " # Status Quo

" In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. " # Lies and Lying # Love # Respectability

" There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. " # Procrastination

" Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. " # Learning # Children # Parents and Parenting

" Getting caught is the mother of invention. " # Mothers

" A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. " # Politicians and Politics # Promises # Life and Living

" Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. " # Time and Time Management

" Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. " # Democracy # Voting # Elections

" Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.) " # Pornography