Roseanne Barr quotes

" Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. " # Temperament # Complaints and Complaining # Men and Women

" As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. " # Wives # Worry # Marriage

" The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. " # Quotations # Men # Heart

" I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. " # Quotations # Judgment and Judges # Love