Spike Milligan quotes

" Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. " # Money # Friends and Friendship # Books - Reading

" Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. " # Money # Books - Reading # Happiness

" All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. " # Happiness # Money # Love

" Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. " # Friends and Friendship # Money # Enemies

" Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. " # Birth Control

" Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs " # Happiness

" A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. " # Oceans # Love # Action

" I'm a hero with coward's legs. " # Coward and Cowardice # Heroes and Heroism # Love

" If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it. " # Death and Dying

" Policemen are numbered in case they get lost. " # Death and Dying