Steve Martin quotes

" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. " # Money # Books - Reading # Beauty

" Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things. " # Quotations # Genius # Talent

" First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. " # Doctors # Life and Living # Disease

" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. " # Humor # Chaos # Life and Living

" I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. " # Men and Women # Hatred # Women

" What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. " # Comedy and Comedians # Laughter # Humor

" There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. " # Love # Women # Death and Dying

" I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk! Never at dusk, I would never do that. " # Drugs # Love # Life and Living

" Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things. " # Quotations # Genius # Talent

" I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. " # Entertainment # Arts and Artists # Belief