Tom Lehrer quotes

" I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up! " # Communication # Communism and Socialism # Life and Living

" Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. " # Philanthropists

" I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that " # Love

" It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. " # Music

" The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. " # America # Prohibition # Politicians and Politics

" It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years. " # Age and Aging # Music # Innovation

" Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. " # Life and Living # Attitude # Cinema

" I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. " # Communication

" I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. " # Communication # Communism and Socialism # Life and Living