Tom Waits quotes

" Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends " # Friends and Friendship # Love # Pain

" "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." " # Alcohol and Alcoholism # Love # Wives

" "Our Father, who art in Krebari, hallowed be thy glass. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the lounges. Give us this day our daily splash, and forgive us our hangovers as we forgive those who continue to hangover against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil...and somebody give us all a ride home." " # Forgiveness # Temptation # Friends and Friendship

" The piano has been drinking, not me. " # Alcohol and Alcoholism # Freedom # Power

" And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine. " # Media # Love # Acting and Actors

" Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk. " # Alcohol and Alcoholism # Devil # Love

" She called me Hen Fap Thomas, said that I was something that she needed to have! " # Men and Women # Friends and Friendship # Advertising

" I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink. " # Alcohol and Alcoholism

" And the things you can’t remember tell the things you can’t forget that history puts a saint in every dream. " # Dreams # Saints # Memory

" If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man. " # Humankind