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Phil Hartman
: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?
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Phil Hartman quote-Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?...
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Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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Dorothy Parker :
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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Walt Whitman :
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I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of young men, I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.
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Dorothy Parker :
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Phil Hartman :
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?
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Oliver North :
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I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.
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Alphonse Karr :
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I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.
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Arthur Schopenhauer :
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The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
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Marguerite Duras :
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When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.
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Alan Coren :
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Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
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George Herbert :
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Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
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Phil Hartman [singing]:I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT!
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Phil Hartman:
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Your world frightens and confuses me.
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?
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Phil Hartman:
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Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?
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Phil Hartman:
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Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
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Phil Hartman:
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Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
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Phil Hartman:
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Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.
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Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
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Phil Hartman:
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Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night; the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
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Phil Hartman:
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Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory".
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