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Joe E Lewis
: I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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Dorothy Parker :
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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Walt Whitman :
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I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of young men, I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.
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Dorothy Parker :
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Ann Landers :
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At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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P J O Rourke :
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Ecology is the science of everything. Nobody knows everything. Nobody even knows everything about any one thing. And most of us don't know much. Say it's ten-thirty on a Saturday night. Where are your teenage children? I didn't ask where they said they were going. Where are they really? What are they doing? Who are they with? Have you met the other kids' families? And what is tonight's pot smoking, wine-cooler drinking, and sex in the backseats of cars going to mean in a hundred years? Now extend these questions to the entire solar system.
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Dean Martin :
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Tom Waits :
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I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.
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Peter Ustinov :
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I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.
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W C Fields :
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
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Joe E Lewis:
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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Joe E Lewis:
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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
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