Walter Matthau quotes

" My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. " # Doctors # Debt # Life and Living

" I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. " # Listening

" To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks. " # Quotations # Success # Business

" The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty. " # Quotations

" I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy " # Quotations

" I never mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she gets to it. " # Quotations