Will Rogers quotes

" Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. " # Action

" Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. " # Change # Politicians and Politics # Comedy and Comedians

" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. " # Humor

" Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. " # Gossip

" There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. QOTD 2007·11·04 Sound file " # Humor # Government # Taxes and Taxation

" We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. " # Heroes and Heroism # Life and Living # Virtue

" A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. " # Learning # Books - Reading # Progress

" Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. " # Time and Time Management # Life and Living # Courage

" So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. " # Gossip # Freedom # Power

" An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s. " # Economy and Economics # Books - Reading # Ideas