Woody Allen quotes

" Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. " # Love

" Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. " # Poverty and The Poor

" How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. " # Planning

" Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. " # Age and Aging

" If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. " # Skepticism # Bankers and Banking # Love

" Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. " # Sex

" I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. " # Laughter

" Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. " # Time and Time Management

" Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. " # Maturity # Love # Marriage

" I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. " # Death and Dying # Love # Fear