Woody Allen Love quotes

" Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. " # Love

" I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. " # Love

" Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. " # Love

" Millions of books written on every conceivable subject by all these great minds and in the end, none of them knows anything more about the big questions of life than I do ... I read Socrates. This guy knocked off little Greek boys. What the Hell's he got to teach me? And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. It's not worth it. And Freud, another great pessimist. I was in analysis for years and nothing happened. My poor analyst got so frustrated, the guy finally put in a salad bar. Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer. " # Love

" Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. " # Love

" Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous. " # Love

" Regarding love... what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. " # Love

" Sonja: Sex without love is an empty experience! Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best! " # Love

" Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters. " # Love # Mothers # Children