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: Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.
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Lord Chesterfield :
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Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.
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Max Eastman :
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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Garrison Keillor :
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
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Marshall Mcluhan :
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Jokes are grievances.
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Gwendolyn Brooks :
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Somebody muffed it?? Somebody wanted to joke.
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Jim Morrison :
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They're making a joke of our universe
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More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin.
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